I've killed another one

Well, everyone has been telling me we have too many lizards running around our house. We usually have about 20 small ones on our front porch at night. We've had some of the big ones inside of our house plus another 100 small ones. You may remember I've had a pretty good hand at eliminating a few of them. I've killed them in the dryer, drowned them in the washing machine, and even smushed them in a door. But today Rusty found a first. Apparently I forgot to finish my orange soda as I was eating supper with Pawn and Hope the other night. Rusty found my unfinished drink and brought it into the kitchen while I was making lunch this afternoon. He didn't even notice the little guy on the bottom.
Rusty has just informed me that the air conditioner is working on my behalf also to lower the population...Unfortunately he's been there a while. Our bedroom curtains block the view of the underside of the a/c so he didn't get noticed. I wonder what I'm going to find when I do some fall cleaning in October? I'm scared!